A Birthday Song

[rosiphelee]

Happy Birthday, liquorice_eyes

Here, for your amusement is a little birthday song. Sorry, it's so simple - my muse declared such things were beneath her dignity and refused to help. Say Happy Birthday to Will from me if you see him today. ^_^



(To the tune of Ten Green Bottles Hanging on the Wall...

There was one small Hattie sitting in a row
But one small Hattie doesn't really make a row
So, if that one small Hattie were to accidentally grow...
There'd be two small Hatties sitting in a row.

Two small Hatties sitting in a row
Those two small Hatties were feeling rather low
But if two small Hatties were to accidentally grow...
There'd be three small Hatties sitting in a row.

Three small Hatties sitting in a row,
Three small Hatties had another woe
For if three small Hatties were to accidentally grow...
There'd be four small Hatties sitting in a row.

Four small Hatties sitting in a row,
Four small Hatties had some seed to sow
But if four small Hatties were to accidentally grow...
There'd be five small Hatties sitting in a row.

Five small Hatties sitting in a row.
Five small Hatties had baby grass to hoe
And if five small Hatties were to accidentally grow...
There'd be six small Hatties sitting in a row.

Six small Hatties sitting in a row.
Six small Hatties shouted at a crow
And if six small Hatties were to accidentally grow...
There'd be seven small Hatties sitting in a row.

Seven small Hatties sitting in a row.
Seven small Hatties had a lawn to mow
And if seven small Hatties were to accidentally grow...
There'd be eight small Hatties sitting in a row.

Eight small Hatties sitting in a row.
Eight small Hatties wished they had said no
But if eight small Hatties were to accidentally grow...
There'd be nine small Hatties sitting in a row.

Nine small Hatties sitting in a row.
Nine small Hatties called the grass an evil foe
But if nine small Hatties were to accidentally grow...
There'd be ten small Hatties sitting in a row.

Ten small Hatties sitting in a row.
Ten small Hatties decided just to go
And if ten small Hatties were to accidentally grow...
There'd be eleven small Hatties sitting in a row.

Eleven small Hatties sitting in a row.
Eleven small Hatties bought a ball to throw
But if eleven small Hatties were to accidentally grow...
There'd be twelve small Hatties sitting in a row.

Twelve small Hatties sitting in a row.
Twelve small Hatties suddenly said, "Oh!"
And if twelve small Hatties were to accidentally grow...
There'd be thirteen small Hatties sitting in a row.

Thirteen small Hatties sitting in a row.
Thirteen small Hatties used some thread to sew
And if thirteen small Hatties were to accidentally grow...
There'd be fourteen small Hatties sitting in a row.

Fourteen small Hatties sitting in a row.
Fourteen small Hatties made a rope to tow
But if fourteen small Hatties were to accidentally grow...
There'd be fifteen small Hatties sitting in a row.

Fifteen small Hatties sitting in a row.
Fifteen small Hatties tied it in a bow
And if fifteen small Hatties were to accidentally grow...
There'd be sixteen small Hatties sitting in a row.

Sixteen small Hatties sitting in a row.
Sixteen small Hatties made masks just like Zorro
But if sixteen small Hatties were to accidentally grow...
There'd be seventeen small Hatties sitting in a row.

Seventeen small Hatties sitting in a row.
Seventeen small Hatties might disturb the status quo
And if seventeen small Hatties were to accidentally grow...
There'd be eighteen small Hatties sitting in a row.

Eighteen small Hatties sitting in a row.
Eighteen small Hatties decided they should grow
And if eighteen small Hatties were to definitely grow...

There'd be one big Hattie sitting on her own!

Well, you did say you weren't bothered what your present was ^_~

Comments

Hattie and Will's birthday

[(Anonymous)]

Message from Ma. Just keep writing the stories, dear! Happy birthday Hattie if you are are reading this and Will too. Jen, I think they are planning to paint the town together tonight so they won't surface till Sunday. See you later

Re: Hattie and Will's birthday

[rosiphelee.livejournal.com]

*pouts* Nobody appreciates my talents ;)

Ah, good to know. I know Hattie doesn't usually get a chance to check her livejournal until the evening so I won't be surprised if I don't get a response.

See you tonight.

[liquorice-eyes.livejournal.com]

Hahahahahaha :D Made me giggle

Thankyooooooou :)

I like the status quo bit :p

I will tell Will if I see him but no idea where he is! See you Sunday :)

[rosiphelee.livejournal.com]

Happy Birthday! ^_^

Made me giggle - ah, it worked, then. ^_^

Heh. I was running out of rhymes towards the end. But, after all, a horde of small, industrious Hatties would be a wee bit disruptive.

Glad you liked. See you Sunday.

[(Anonymous)]

We do appreciate your genius, dear, its just that it may be that song writing it not where it's at!

[liquorice-eyes.livejournal.com]

Best sung by Petes mum after she's had a couple :D

[paantha.livejournal.com]

*chuckles*

[rosiphelee.livejournal.com]

Madness runs in my family ;)