Happy Birthday, liquorice_eyes

Here, for your amusement is a little birthday song. Sorry, it's so simple - my muse declared such things were beneath her dignity and refused to help. Say Happy Birthday to Will from me if you see him today. ^_^

(To the tune of Ten Green Bottles Hanging on the Wall...

There was one small Hattie sitting in a row
But one small Hattie doesn't really make a row
So, if that one small Hattie were to accidentally grow...
There'd be two small Hatties sitting in a row.

Two small Hatties sitting in a row
Those two small Hatties were feeling rather low
But if two small Hatties were to accidentally grow...
There'd be three small Hatties sitting in a row.

Three small Hatties sitting in a row,
Three small Hatties had another woe
For if three small Hatties were to accidentally grow...
There'd be four small Hatties sitting in a row.

Four small Hatties sitting in a row,
Four small Hatties had some seed to sow
But if four small Hatties were to accidentally grow...
There'd be five small Hatties sitting in a row.

Five small Hatties sitting in a row.
Five small Hatties had baby grass to hoe
And if five small Hatties were to accidentally grow...
There'd be six small Hatties sitting in a row.

Six small Hatties sitting in a row.
Six small Hatties shouted at a crow
And if six small Hatties were to accidentally grow...
There'd be seven small Hatties sitting in a row.

Seven small Hatties sitting in a row.
Seven small Hatties had a lawn to mow
And if seven small Hatties were to accidentally grow...
There'd be eight small Hatties sitting in a row.

Eight small Hatties sitting in a row.
Eight small Hatties wished they had said no
But if eight small Hatties were to accidentally grow...
There'd be nine small Hatties sitting in a row.

Nine small Hatties sitting in a row.
Nine small Hatties called the grass an evil foe
But if nine small Hatties were to accidentally grow...
There'd be ten small Hatties sitting in a row.

Ten small Hatties sitting in a row.
Ten small Hatties decided just to go
And if ten small Hatties were to accidentally grow...
There'd be eleven small Hatties sitting in a row.

Eleven small Hatties sitting in a row.
Eleven small Hatties bought a ball to throw
But if eleven small Hatties were to accidentally grow...
There'd be twelve small Hatties sitting in a row.

Twelve small Hatties sitting in a row.
Twelve small Hatties suddenly said, "Oh!"
And if twelve small Hatties were to accidentally grow...
There'd be thirteen small Hatties sitting in a row.

Thirteen small Hatties sitting in a row.
Thirteen small Hatties used some thread to sew
And if thirteen small Hatties were to accidentally grow...
There'd be fourteen small Hatties sitting in a row.

Fourteen small Hatties sitting in a row.
Fourteen small Hatties made a rope to tow
But if fourteen small Hatties were to accidentally grow...
There'd be fifteen small Hatties sitting in a row.

Fifteen small Hatties sitting in a row.
Fifteen small Hatties tied it in a bow
And if fifteen small Hatties were to accidentally grow...
There'd be sixteen small Hatties sitting in a row.

Sixteen small Hatties sitting in a row.
Sixteen small Hatties made masks just like Zorro
But if sixteen small Hatties were to accidentally grow...
There'd be seventeen small Hatties sitting in a row.

Seventeen small Hatties sitting in a row.
Seventeen small Hatties might disturb the status quo
And if seventeen small Hatties were to accidentally grow...
There'd be eighteen small Hatties sitting in a row.

Eighteen small Hatties sitting in a row.
Eighteen small Hatties decided they should grow
And if eighteen small Hatties were to definitely grow...